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Topic: Abbott Laboratories

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Thomas Edison
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite era(s):1950s
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Science,  Chemistry,  Biology
Favorite great thinker(s):Marie Curie,  Alfred Nobel,  Arthur C Clarke
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Taking weight loss pills
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Abbott Laboratories dispute the validity of the FDA's statistics that link patient deaths to Meridia, and also argues that obese people are already at risk for heart problems and high blood pressure.
Abbott Laboratories maintains that Meridia diet pill is an overall aid to the risk any obese person has.
Abbott Laboratories has admitted that at least 32 Meridia deaths, but claims the percentage of deaths remains very small and that Meridia combats obesity that without treatment is very dangerous.
John Fielding,
CEO

Abbott Laboratories employs 54,000 employees worldwide that work to improve lives by providing cost-effective health care products and services.
Abbott Laboratories is an example of a company that has successfully kept accumulating Knowledge Capital faster than equity capital.
Abbott Laboratories were implementing a new customer relationship management system to 200 sales staff.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Abbott Laboratories is a global, broad-based health care company devoted to the discovery, development, manufacture and marketing of pharmaceuticals, nutritionals, and medical products, including devices and diagnostics.
Abbott Laboratories is a global, diversified health care company devoted to the discovery, development, manufacture and marketing of pharmaceutical, diagnostic, nutritional and hospital products.
Abbott laboratories plans to construct a manufacturing complex on the site and has included a permanent home for MSI in their proposed master plan.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

CHICAGO -- Abbott Laboratories experimental AIDS drug ritonavir was found to be potent in increasing patients immune cells and in reducing levels of the virus in their blood, two newly published studies reported.
Abbott Laboratories puts the following statement in their ELISA test kit: "ELISA testing alone cannot be used to diagnose AIDS.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Abbott Laboratories, the manufacturer of Meridia, continues to believe that sibutramine is safe despite the alleged fatalities that have been linked to the use of the weight loss drug.
 
 
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