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Topic: Abdominal aortic aneurism

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Most admires:

Monica Lewinksy

Dream job(s):

Lawyer

Favorite artist(s):

Harry Houdini

Favorite TV show(s):

Everybody Loves Raymond

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

Favorite actor(s):

Jerry Seinfeld

Favorite royal(s):

Mary of the Scots

Favorite movie(s):

A Beautiful Mind

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Listens to:

Alternative

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Undergoing therapy, Has cancer

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia, Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Belching, Farting in public

Favorite quote(s):

"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Expert Talk

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Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Friday morning, her husband hauled her into the emergency room and she was diagnosed with an abdominal aneurism and medicated for that.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

(89441) Our firm recently settled a case in Supreme Court, Queens County, involving the wrongful death of a 71 year old man who died as a result of a ruptured abdominal aortic aneurism after having undergone abdominal surgery for an "intestinal obstruction.

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