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Topic: About Bob

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Hillary Clinton
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic,  Democrat,  Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Favorite author(s):F. Scott Fitzgerald
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite era(s):1960s
Listens to:Bob Dylan,  Bob Marley,  Rolling Stones
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Bob's Under Construction article about Delphi, dbExpress and MySQL.
John Fielding,
CEO

When asked about the joint venture, a question he must have been asked a million times, Bob's answer is to the point: " The joint venture was announced on 28 September 1998 ending six to eight months of remarkably smooth negotiations.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Bob's position is Curatorial Specialist and his main task initially is to undertake an audit of the earthworm collection, about which there has been some recent contention.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Bob's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor ladies tights hung sadly empty.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

I started Aikido in Bob's sensitivity classes on Saturday mornings at Turner - my wife still stirs me about coming home with a black eye after walking blindfolded into a wall - and it was only when I started weeknight classes a couple of years later that I realised that the throws and locks actually had names that I had to learn.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Catfish Eludes Both Bobs In the 1970s, both Bob Seger and Bob Dylan wrote songs about or inspired by Catfish Hunter, the baseball pitcher.
Bob's cryptic comment about this album that "it's a greatest hits album but without the hits" can only be understood after one has closely listened to this wonderful piece of art.
Here's what people are saying about Bob's banjo playing: " For the past several decades , Bob Black has defined excellence in banjo playing.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Bob's commitment to communicating his ideas about education are reflected in his workshops, public talks and school presentations - most recently to students at Salem and Marshview.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Bob's kids took a little interest, as they played a handheld Nintendo, glancing up to see what we were chatting about.
I was at a party tonight at TV Bob's and it struck me how small a town this is, to the point that if I had a Joe and were reciting 52 songs about him, he would have shown up with a girl named Ashley.
Plastic surgeons do everything from bobs to boobs, but when I ask them about reconstructing foreskin they look at me like I'm a Cyclops with three heads.
 
 
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