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Topic: About Life

Related:
  Life    All About  
  Life Like    Family Life  
  Life and Death    Life and Times  
  Change Your Life    Way of Life  
  Love Life    Quality of Life  
  It's My Life    Good Life  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father
Good point(s):Honest
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Happy,  Spiritual
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Fatty foods are a lot like sex, one of life's greatest pleasures - as long as you make the right choices about the company you keep.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Yes, life is about learning lessons, if a person carries fear because of a group of ignorant souls, it will not remove that fear until it frees itself from the karma.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

After about a year at art school I realised that painting was not for me - I was quite good at it but there is more to life than just being technically good at something.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

We are very passionate about our work, and the power of video enables us to save life's sweetest memories in such an intimate way.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This talk was about the fossil life that has been found at the Warrawoona Group formations that have been dated between 3.
Mark Harris,
Priest

His self designation was backed up by the fruit in his life and the second thing I want to say about Jesus that made him different is that he is the only person who ever lived on earth who said that he had the power to forgive sin.
This gospel was written to preserve a tradition about His life and ministry and about what that life and ministry meant to those who followed Him in later years.
Lent is about discipline, but over-arching the whole of life there is the belief we have that God wants us to celebrate all that he has given us.
John Fielding,
CEO

Dan is excited about all of the new products that Apex will introduce in the future and shares Andrew Westlund's vision of a company that gives back to its customers by improving their quality of life.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

It is this observation of nature that has taught Wiccans about the cycles of life and death and it is for this reason that most Wiccans believe in some form of reincarnation.
Life's A Witch by Fiona Horne is a very helpful book, with theory and practice in it, and is easy to understand about being a teenage witch (Not like Sabrina!
Gann, who was by nature a secretive man with very strong mystical leanings, was not about to pass on his life's work to one and all thereby negating it forever, since everybody in the market would know the same things.
 
 
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