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Topic: Teen Alcohol Abuse

Related:
  Abuse    Alcohol  
  Alcohol and Drug Abuse    Effects of Alcohol Abuse  
  Teen Drug Abuse  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Suicidal,  Easily addicted,  Shy
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Social worker
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Teen smoking declined sharply in 2002, as did teen alcohol abuse and illicit drug use.
This program is funded as a substance abuse prevention effort and includes a strong focus on teen parents remaining drug and alcohol free.
Dysfunctions range from drug and alcohol abuse to teen pregnancy to criminal activities.
 
 
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2004-11-15 15:22:23
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2005-04-26 10:15:52
Is a 5 percent alcoholic beverage bad for your liver?
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2005-12-05 05:59:26
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2005-12-05 06:00:22
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2007-12-18 11:54:57
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