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Topic: Statistics on drug abuse

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Al Gore

Favorite body part(s):

Eyes, Heart

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Bad point(s):

Greedy

Personality:

Easily addicted, Suicidal, Nervous

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer

Medical note(s):

Taking Valium, Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Taking Ecstasy, Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The statistics showed no association of stimulant medication use with later drug abuse.
The statistics on the abuse of prescription drugs makes things more clear.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Joffe is now a member of the Division of Drug Studies and Statistics of the Bureau of Drug Abuse Control of the Food and Drug Administration.
Drug Abuse Statistics from Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Admin.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Statistics on drug abuse in Australia 1992.
Statistics on drug abuse in Australia 1994.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Statistics on Drug Abuse in Australia.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

These school violence statistics and drug abuse statistics are not intended to frighten.
Statistics on drug abuse 1992.
Drug Abuse Statistics from SAMHSA.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
tatyana
2005-06-18 15:59:54

how many people in the u.s. abuse substances/medication a year ?

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