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Topic: Steroid Abuse

Related:
  Steroid    Abuse  
  Drug Abuse    Child Abuse  
  Sexual Abuse    Alcohol Abuse  
  Substance Abuse    Alcohol and Drug Abuse  
  Physical Abuse    Abuse and Mental  
  Domestic Abuse    Child Abuse and Neglect  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym,  Running
Favorite sportsperson(s):Carl Lewis (sprinter)
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Taking Valium,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Taking Ecstasy,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Anabolic Steriods Anabolic Steroid abuse has become a national concern.
Science, Steroids, and Youth targets a recent trend found by the Monitoring the Future Study showing a significant increase from 1998 to 1999 in anabolic steroid abuse among middle schoolers.
Today, athletes and others abuse anabolic steroids to enhance performance and also to improve physical appearance.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

On abuse of anabolic steroids, testosterone injection, hair growth, and penile shrinkage for no more sexual orgasm.
Abuse of steroids resulting in penile shrinkage for no sexual orgasm.
Through their community relations department, we arranged to have him stop by to speak to the Scouts on the use and abuse of steroids in the professional athletic community.
 
 
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