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Topic: Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Monica Lewinksy, Diego Maradonna

Personality:

Philosophical

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Dream job(s):

Lawyer

Favorite great leader(s):

Robert Owen

Interest(s):

Biology, Science

Favorite great thinker(s):

Stephen Hawking

Favorite movie(s):

Psycho

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Getting a divorce

Favorite philosopher(s):

Locke

Favorite quote(s):

"A man is known by the company he keeps"
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The findings were published in the October 26th issue of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
The work was announced March 26 in the online edition of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

GREEN TEA Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences report green tea polyphenols markedly reduce COX-2.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences is a multidisciplinary journal that covers the physical, biological and social sciences.
And they have published a paper in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences that supports an alternative hypothesis.
A recent Science News article reviews a May 8 Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences paper that poses a solution.

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