Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Account Access

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Linux box, Windows computer

Dream job(s):

Banker, Webmaster, Tax Collector

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Secure server access is provided on all qualifying accounts, we used the Power apache server to encrypt any information you desire that is read or transmitted through a web browser.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Practitioners have access to their Physician Lifestyles accounts and are paid a generous compliance fee for monthly services rendered less allowances and returns for all patients tracked under their accounts.
These accounts are also available in discretionary and custodial forms with access to our portfolios of mutual funds and individual funds.
Allows quick access from the the Accounts Receivable module to the Clinical module information that is required for billing purposes.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Internet access accounts are defined as follows: Web Hosting Defined as client based accounts on web servers administered by Cibe.
These accounts are used to limit access to these services through either AppleTalk or TCP/IP.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Access these accounts worldwide with a free ATM card or make purchases anywhere Visa credit cards are accepted by using a Visa Checkcard from Heartland State Bank for only $1.
Upgraded accounts get access to multiple web site monitoring, 15 minute server checking intervals and use of our proprietary web site marketing tools.
All accounts are now working and forum moderators can use the same ID and password to access your account.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

SOLO Internet access accounts are for the attended use of the purchaser and are specifically disallowed from using any hardware or software based routing device.
All accounts included unlimited FTP access for updating and Corporate accounts may have visitors access their site anonymously.
Access Accounts Horizons is LAN (Local Area Network) software which is fast to install and easy to support.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: anthony 2004-12-11 12:54:15	i want to hack into beyonce,s credit card account ius it possible ??????????
From: ASAD ALi 2005-05-24 15:26:43	i need password of pcc_2151@hotmial.com plz send it to amuzedguy2000@yahoo.com
From: 2005-06-28 17:43:58	how do i gain access to a hotmail account???? plz e-me bez96@msn.com
From: alfonso a. horne 2005-07-05 17:06:14	I would like to know if I can conduct a bank to bank wire transfer to one of my bank accounts at the Arm forces Bank in San Diego,Ca. over the internet?
From: alfonso a. horne 2005-07-05 17:12:15	I would like to know if I can conduct a bank to bank wire transfer to one of my bank accounts at the Arm forces Bank in San Diego,Ca. over the internet? please reply at akibadr5ah@yahoo.com
From: robert monzon 2005-07-21 14:53:58	How do youy access old account summaries
From: Rena Lee 2005-08-15 17:09:41	How do you access old account summaries?
From: chiquita 2005-08-24 12:58:21	is it true that e-mail adress passwords can be brake? i need a password of an e-mail: alizarzur@yahoo.com . pls e-mail it at roxanalipati@yahoo.com
From: turks69 2005-10-06 08:46:38

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Your friends really should know a little more about Account Access, don't you think?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.