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Topic: Direct Access

Related:
  Direct    Access  
  Internet access    Access database  
  Access Numbers    Web Access  
  Access Control    Direct Mail  
  Account Access    Password to access  
  Public Access  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Credit card,  Linux box
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE,  New York Times
Dream job(s):Banker,  Bus Driver,  Lawyer
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers,  Real estate
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez,  Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The log files do not contain direct medical information, but can contain indirect information that could be used to guess or gain access to medical information.
John Fielding,
CEO

Today there are more than 200 BBSs in South Africa, many of them offering direct or indirect access to the Internet, and almost all offering e-mail services, at prices ranging from zero up to several hundred rand a month.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The service provider and its affiliates shall not be liable to you or any third parties for any direct, indirect, special, consequential or punitive damages allegedly sustained arising out of your access to or inability to access the service, including for viruses alleged to have been obtained from the service, your use of or reliance on the service or any of the information or materials available on the service, regardless of the type of claim or the nature of the cause of action, even if advised of the possibility of such damages.
SwissTalents shall not be liable to you or anyone else for any loss or injury or any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, special, punitive or similar damages arising out of your access or use, or your inability to access or use, the site and the service and the information available on the site and service or arising out of any action taken in response to or as a result of any information available on the site and the service.
Rabten foundation shall not be liable to you or any third parties for direct, indirect, special, consequential or punitive damages allegedly sustained arising out of your access to or inability to access the service, including for viruses alleged to have been obtained from the service, your use of or reliance upon the service or any of the information or materials available on the service, regardless of the type of claim or the nature of the cause of action, even if advised of the possibility of such damages.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Neither the service or any of its employees agents successors assigns affiliates or content or service providers shall be liable to you or other third party for any direct indirect incidental special or consequential damages arising out of use of service, inability to gain access to or use the Website, unauthorised access to loss of or alteration of your data or transmissions or out of any breach of warranty.
Neither provider nor any of its agent, affiliates or content providers shall be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special or consequential damages arising out of use of the service or inability to gain access to or use the service or out of any breach of any warranty.
Neither Roche nor any other party involved in creating, producing or delivering this Website or on any Website linked to from this site shall be liable in any manner whatsoever for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect or punitive damages arising out of your access, use or inability to use this Website or any Website linked to from this site, or any errors or omissions in the content thereof.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It should be emphasized that the information presented in this genealogical study was derived by direct and indirect access to official records and from information believed to be authentic, gained from studies by other individuals.
We will not be responsible for any direct or consequential damages which result due to loss damage or destruction of your data, however caused, or because of the access to your data by anyone else, however caused.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This includes direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages and attorneys' fees arising from your access to, or use of, the site, including but not limited to challenges or actions for infringement, libel, and slander.
Jobserve does not assume responsibility for guarding against the acts of such third parties and shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential, special or other damage resulting from third parties’ interception of or access to data of whatever nature.
 
 
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