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Topic: Internet access

Related:
  Internet    Access  
  Free Internet access    High speed Internet access  
  Dial up Internet access    DSL Internet Access  
  Internet access provider    Wireless Internet access  
  Cable Internet Access    Internet Explorer  
  Internet Service    Satellite Internet access  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Cellular
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Remote Control,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Internet Access Bringing Economic Opportunity To Rural Oklahoma As a result of incentives included in the Bell transition plan, new telecommunications companies are entering the state.
John Fielding,
CEO

DSL Internet access service has become more integral to the workings of small businesses and is viewed as a highly-valuable resource, even during tough economic times.
W ebSENSE is the leading provider of internet access management with more than 250 of the fortune 500 companies using W ebSENSE.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Sometimes local Internet access and dial-up providers close TCP/IP port 25 in order to force subscribers use their own SMTP server for relaying outgoing mail.
You need Internet access from a dial up ISP ONLY if you wish to check your emails or upload your site yourself.
There is probably a DNS server within close geographic proximity to your access provider that maps the domain names in your Internet requests or forwards them to other servers in the Internet.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Broadband Wireless Internet Access Maui Sky Fiber offers the first Advanced 3G Broadband total network solution in the U.
Internet subscriber growth is exploding due to increased broadband access, the deluge of exciting new web content and the growing appeal of new integrated services such as voice telephony, data security and home networking.
Internet access can range from dial-up or DSL accounts utilizing RECOL's in-house services to high-speed, dedicated solutions involving firewalls, VPNs, web, e-mail and application servers.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Many people access the Internet using their personal computers that are typically connected via dial-up telephone lines, DSL, or cable modems.
ISDN ACCESS - Internet connections using an ISDN modem at speeds of 64k or 128k.
We have access to a local internet provider with a 56K local access connection and two DSL service providers , local cable service and good dish satellite TV reception.
 
 
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