Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 21 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Web Access

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Building websites, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The web site provides access to a range of information resources including policy and programmes relating to domestic and international aviation.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

ADLIB Web interfaces are based on the latest XML and ASP technology giving access to the system via a standard web browser over an intranet or the internet.
Cookies are a feature of Web browser software that allows Web servers to recognize the computer used to access a Web site.
Access to the Smalltalk application server can also be provided via a commercial web browser.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The web mail server allows you to check your mail and send new mail from any internet browser that has access to the Lectramail server.
Web hosting will allow you to upload your web pages to the Internet and give the world access to your web site.
This web site contains links to other internet web sites in order to enable users to have easy access to relevant material.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Access to web-server technologies allowing for transparent access over the Internet or Intranet to the scanned / indexed information via any Internet browser.
Alchemy Web allows you to easily access the various unstructured data types held in your Alchemy repositories via a simple Web browser.
A local web browser providing direct access to the Internet is available and server or browser based email is supported.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web hosting providers operate computers that are connected to the internet and allow you to store your web pages so that anyone with a web browser can access them.
Web access via DSL/Cable modems have created now opportunities for teaching and selling content via the internet.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Your friends really should know a little more about Web Access, don't you think?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.