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Topic: Car Accident

Related:
  Car    Accident  
  New Car    Car Rental  
  Car and Driver    Deaths in car accidents  
  Race Car    Car Driving  
  S Car    Car of the Year  
  Car Club    Car Make  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mace
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Bad point(s):Vicious
Personality:Suicidal,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Bus Driver,  Truck driver
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Interest(s):Law,  Aviation
Favorite sport(s):Cycling
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast,  Drinking,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Car accidents, blows to the back in sports, and on-the-job injuries can easily leave you with a whiplash injury.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Local car dealers sell cars that were not completely repaired after serious accidents without telling consumers.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Right before I was born my parents had two car accidents that claimed my oldest sister and my brother who was ten months older than I was.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Many SUV rollover accidents occur because of the unusual propensity the large car has to rollover when steered hard in foreseeable accident avoidance maneuvers.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Car accidents, poor diet, long periods of sitting, and many other everyday activities can cause damage to the spine and interference with the function of the nervous system.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Most car accidents occur within a few miles of home but does this mean that drivers near your place of residence are much worse drivers then anywhere else?
Accidents mostly happen at intersections when car drivers watch for cars but not for bicycles when turning right.
Leaving cars in the roadway creates a hazard to you and other drivers and may cause additional accidents.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Fighting terror is like fighting car accidents: one can count the casualties but not those whose lives were spared by prevention.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Safety car ratings gave an estimate of the protection which cars offered their driver; they were based on the proportion of injury accidents in which the driver of a specific model of car was injured.
From car accidents and wrongful death cases to slip and falls and landlord negligence, we have successfully led every type of serious personal injury matter.
Car Accidents are the leading cause of death among teenagers in the United States, accounting for 36% of all deaths of persons aged 15 to 19 years.
 
 
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