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Topic: Traffic Accident

Related:
  Traffic    Accident  
  Traffic Light    Car Accident  
  Site Traffic    Web Site Traffic  
  Automobile Accident    Accident Insurance  
  Auto Accident    Accident Report  
  Internet traffic    Traffic Control  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mace
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Suicidal,  Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Bus Driver,  Truck driver
Favorite era(s):1970s
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Interest(s):Law,  Aviation
Favorite sport(s):Cycling
Starsign:Sagittarius
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast,  Drinking,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Air travel: Breakfast in London
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Accidents, traffic pattern, violation reports and other data are analysed by the unit to determine where enforcement activity is needed.
Traffic accidents provide a valuable resource in reviewing and providing feedback on the safety of roadways and highways.
Accidents involving container or bulk transport of hazardous materials which disrupt traffic for a significant amount of time.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

There were 209 traffic accidents reported in 2000 as compared to 214 in 1999.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Traffic accidents in commercial long-haul truck drivers: The influence of sleep-disordered breathing and obesity.
Severe accidents can occur as a result of road debris or as cyclists swerve into the traffic lane to avoid the problem area.
Fatigue is the number one cause of traffic accidents among professional drivers and also affects everyday drivers.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Traffic accidents, falls at hotels and other venues, and injuries at theme parks are all-too-common.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Traffic accidents are very common in Peru, frequently involving mini-buses and buses.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Troopers are usually first on the scene of highway accidents to control traffic and to render assistance and first aid to injured motorists.
Traffic accidents increase during snowadding troopers worked with the Walker County Sheriff\rquote s Department to cover 32 wrecks 1 p.
At accidents we routinely blocked lanes of traffic with the fire vehicle by parking at an angle to protect the scene and the rescuers.
 
 
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2005-05-20 20:10:56
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