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Topic: Account

Related:
  Bank Account    Email Accounts  
  New Account    Account Information  
  Account Access    Merchant Account  
  E mail accounts    Account Manager  
  Checking Account    Accounts Receivable  
  Savings Account    Account Management  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector,  CEO
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Economics,  Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions,  Building websites
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Those accounts were heavily invested in Enron shares, and company rules prohibited many employees from diversifying their holdings.
Reserve accounts on the basis of one percent of the selling price in order to raise fund for the expenses of maintenance cost of the building equipment, tools provided for interest of the owner.
Profits shown in Accounts are adjusted for tax purposes to take account of items of a private nature or items which are strictly not allowed as a tax deduction.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The accounts shall be audited within three months of the close of the accounting year and shall be produced before the General Meeting along with the Auditor’s Report within six months of the close of the accounting year for approval.
Oversee preparation of accounts payable checks for signing by the Managing Director and designated Board members as needed.
His accounts are to be examined yearly by an Auditing and Budget Committee which is also to draw up a budget for the needs of the coming year.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Many accounts indicate that the Mbuti are highly acculturated and have adopted many features of villager lifestyle beyond language, such as the clan system and certain religious observances.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Since this program is freeware and accounts for 10GB of downloads per month I cannot afford the premium on this site.
Accounts having received less than 250 clicks will have their accounts rolled over to the next month's billing cycle until the 250 click threshold has been met.
Share Draft Accounts pay interest and offer unlimited checking with no monthly fees.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

These accounts enable you to affordably launch your adult site on UNIX, an extremely stable Web hosting platform with an enormous amount of free software available to expand the functionality of your Web site.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Personal web hosting accounts are configured for 10 MB of server space.
 
 
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