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Topic: Bank Account

Related:
  Bank    Account  
  Email Accounts    New Account  
  Offshore Bank Account    Account Information  
  Account Access    First National Bank  
  Loan Bank    Bank One  
  Swiss bank account    Merchant Account  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector,  CEO
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Economics,  Real estate
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money,  Gambling
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Major exporters are allowed to operate bank accounts abroad to facilitate trade.
John Fielding,
CEO

All signing bonuses are deducted from team bank accounts immediately after the player is signed with the remaining money to be paid out over the duration of the contract.
Bank accounts, stock holdings, notes, and bonds should be listed in the succession judgment, or the bank or stock issuer doesn't have to recognize the heirs on their books.
There are no delays in the remittances of investment returns since domestic commercial banks have accounts in leading multinational banks.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Accounts are password protected and files encrypted using a 56-bit algorithm used for inter-bank wire transfers with a private encryption key.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The bank sets up a certification authority to issue certificates to the holders of the receipt accounts so that they can use the Internet to authorize the concentration of their receipts.
Internet merchant accounts have been allowed and contracts now are accepted by the banks as collateral for software exporters under the Export Finance Scheme.
The unit is free to have as many bank accounts as it desires but shall have to designate a single branch of a bank through whom all export documents will be submitted.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

The Swiss bank accounts were opened in the name of companies registered in Panama and the British Virgin Islands by a Frenchman of Russian origin who no longer works for Yukos.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Offline merchant accounts are the most expensive ones because they require buying or leasing the credit card terminal on top of the minimum monthly bank fees.
With bank accounts, you can save money for special purchases, pay bills and earn interest on money saved for longer periods.
Merchant accounts go through a bank which enables you to accept and process your customer's credit card information.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
toyhen@yahoo.com(Anthony Henderson)
2004-11-09 10:59:49
who is the head of the treasury?
From:
toyhen@yahoo.com(Anthony Henderson)
2004-11-09 11:01:27
Do you have a Scotland Alliance bank in logos?
From:
Lawrence
2005-05-02 22:03:21
My question is do you have a person in your staff in your branch Spain by the name, or in the position of PROFESSOR.CHARLES.C.SOLUDO THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK (CBN) HEAD OFFICE ABUJA NIGERIA GARIKI FACE 2. and if so is he in charge of contract payments... thank you
From:
Dr. Eusebio Paglinawan Jr
2005-08-16 23:52:15
I just would like to know if a certain Dr. Farras Abu is connected with Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)as director on foreign claims department?
From:
Trista Bobb
2005-09-06 18:07:31
Where was my last transaction taken place
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