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Topic: Free Email Account

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming, Building websites, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Many email accounts offer free web space and often have simple tutorials on how to create a site.
Is there someplace I can set up free email accounts?

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

We are also giving away Free Email Accounts to authors, poets, and others who build literary websites.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Free email accounts supporting POP servers, folders and attachments.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

You can consolidate all your POP3 email accounts under one free email account so that you do not have to log into several ISPs to check your email.
It should remain free for a long time as forwarding mail to an email address requires much fewer servers and drive space than POP3 or webmail accounts do.
FREE Web based email for our hosted customers Our customers can now manage their email accounts via standard web browsers from anywhere, great for people that travel a lot.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Net Free web-based email accounts for philosophers and philosophy students.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

FREE 3 User PlusRoamer II - create web based POP email accounts incorporating all the common and enhanced features of a normal email program.
Win a FREE OneTalk Publisher license for a year or one of 25 free VMailTalk personal video email accounts with 300 minutes of monthly usage.
Plus FREE Web based Email Management for your existing POP Accounts.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Email accounts are free to parishes and schools and agencies within the Diocese of Portsmouth.

User Talk

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