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Topic: Business Accounting Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde

Personality:

Analytical

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

CEO, Interior decorator, Banker

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation, Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Sybiz Software is an Australian based company which has developed financial software for business since 1977, specialising in mid-range accounting and payroll systems.
MYOB Australia provides accounting and business management software that makes it simple to build better businesses.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Overview: Eight out of ten small businesses that use accounting software turn to QuickBooks, the fastest, easiest way to manage your business!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Sage is the undisputed UK market leader accounting software and now boasts a range of other software packages that integrate with accounts software to give a total business solution.
MYOB develops and publishes award winning software solutions that have revolutionised the way growing businesses view accounting and business management software.
Complete the full accounting cycle, and record financial transactions in QuickBooks 2000 , an accounting software for small business.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

QuickBooks and QuickBooks Pro for Windows are the latest versions of the most popular small business accounting software packages on the market.
Intuit is the developer of Quicken personal finance software and QuickBooks small business accounting software.
Salon Manager Pro works well with Retail and service business that use accounting software such as QuickBooks and are looking for the security and flexibility of a front end management system.

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