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Topic: General Accounting Office

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Most admires:

Hillary Clinton, George W Bush

Politics:

Democrat, Republican, Conservative

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector, Terrorist, Private Detective

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite book(s):

"Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung" by Mao Tse-tung

Favorite great leader(s):

Mao Zedong

Interest(s):

Politics

Favorite sport(s):

Badminton

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The General Accounting Office's study of effective ergonomics programs (GAO,1997) does not identify stretching as one of the components of ergonomics programs that yield positive results.
A General Accounting Office (GAO) study concluded that a reduction in the government price support system would have netted consumers savings of $10.
The General Accounting Office (GAO) found that starting salaries for screeners at 14 of the nation’s largest airports were $6 an hour or less.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A General Accounting Office (GAO) report concluded that 44 percent of the depository institutions examined had not completely implemented adequate risk management steps, including procedures for security measures.
General Accounting Office (GAO) - The investigative arm of the Congress, charged with examining all matters relating to the receipt and disbursement of public funds.
General Accounting Office on aviation security and policy with regard to a registered traveler program, GAO said such a program would be worthwhile--if properly implemented--and would be supported by the aviation and travel industry.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

General Accounting Office You can get any GAO report -- in Adobe Acrobat format -- from this site.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

General Accounting Office (GAO) citing the low volume of consumer complaints against cemeteries and funeral homes is manipulated to sound ominous.

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