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Topic: Acne

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Appearance:

Beautiful

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Personality:

Nervous, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker, Taking drugs

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Lungs, Hair

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Undergoing therapy, Taking Viagra

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Worst habit(s):

Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Acne Over recent years innovative research and medical advances have produced an exciting range of skin care products that are more effective at reducing the signs of ageing.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Acne can leave small scars or reddened spots on the face that fade very slowly or not at all.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Acne is a disorder of the skin which usually occurs in adolescence especially in people with a strong family history of allergic disorders.
Acne is a result of an imbalance of two or more factors in skin physiology relating to the sebaceous gland and duct system.
Acne is a skin disorder that usually affects the face.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Acne scars are sharp-sided depressions or pits as shown in the photograph above.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Our Acne Kits are customized to your individual skin care needs.
Acne scars are dramatically improved or entirely eliminated.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Acne scars also respond well to the erbium laser.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Acne, on the other hand, does not typically have the flushing or redness on the skin found with rosacea and the bacteria causing the lesions for rosacea is different than that which causes acne.
Acne is a disorder of the skin�s oil glands (sebaceous glands) that results in plugged pores and outbreaks of lesions commonly called pimples or zits.
Kills acne vulgaris and regenerates damaged tissues of rosacea skin lesions and acne scarring.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: phoenix teen 2005-07-24 22:06:59	What do I need to wash my face with to get rid of oily skin?
From: melissa macias 2006-04-28 17:09:10	Hi, My Name Is Melissa Macias And I Just Want To Now How I Get Rid Of All The Acne That I Have In My Face. Thanks Melissa MAcias.
From: maggie 2006-12-30 00:05:55	someone I know was using over the counter product to treat their acne. they then tried Proactive solution and withing 3 wks had a SEVERE REACTION to the product. I called the 1-800 number to inquire about the product and when I asked the rep. if it was hypo allergenic or if there were any reactions to the product the rep. became very defensive and I could no longer have a conversation with them, they did not allow me to speak without interuption and did not anwser my questions. Has anyone have a similar encounter or experience

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