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Topic: Adobe Acrobat Reader

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara, Steve Jobs, Chu Mei-Feng

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

People talk about their ..:

Geekiness

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

PacMan, Solitaire, Myst

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading porn

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Adobe Acrobat Reader is a free software program that allows you to read Portable Document Format (PDF) files and print them out, right on your own computer.
Adobe Acrobat Reader is REQUIRED to view all PDF (Portable Document Format) files and is available as a FREE download from the Adobe web site.
GET Adobe Acrobat Reader Image quality is inferior when simply clicking on the Adobe Acrobat PDF file to open the document in a browser.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Adobe Acrobat Reader is the most common PDF reader, and it can be downloaded free of charge at the Adobe Web Site.
Abobe Acrobat Reader is required to view or print PDF documents and can be downloaded free of charge from Adobe.
Adobe Acrobat Reader : A free reader for PDF documents which are used widely on the web and by many companies and government agencies.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Get Adobe Acrobat Reader for Palm OS and Pocket PC to view Adobe PDF files on the go.
Adobe Acrobat Reader is a FREE software that lets you view and print Adobe Portable Document (PDF) files.
Adobe� Acrobat� Reader is necessary for viewing and printing PDF files and is available to download at no charge from Adobe Systems.

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