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Topic: Animal rights activists

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Gore,  Martin Luther King,  Gandhi
Appearance:Intimidating
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Politics:Animal rights,  Gay activism,  Religious right
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Favorite era(s):1960s
Favorite food(s):McDonalds
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite destination(s):Israel
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  Trade union,  Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Animal rights activists have been circulating petitions to get the ban on fall ballots.
Animal rights activists from nations reviled by the South Korean cultural practice of eating dogs are protesting the custom.
Animal-rights activists say the elephants are unjustly incarcerated and forced into slave labor.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Animal rights activists have made it absolutely clear that should they be successful in bringing hunting with hounds to an end, they will turn all their efforts against shooting and then fishing.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Animal rights activists say too many laboratory animals will die in the process.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Animal rights activists claim lambskin uses the pelts of unborn karakul lambs and the daughter of former Beatle Sir Paul wasted no time telling Madonna the gory facts.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Animal rights activists committed themselves to shutting the lab down after five undercover investigations have shown repeated animal cruelty, sloppy science and gross worker incompetence.
Animal rights activists have long focused on battery hens.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Animal rights activists said the dissolution of the session is a huge disappointment for Canadians who want animals to be protected from abuse and extinction.
 
 
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