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Topic: Ad Ware

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit, PDA, Windows computer

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Spy, Webmaster, Private Detective

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery, Shopping

Favorite actor(s):

Bill Cosby

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond, Austin Powers, North by Northwest

Favorite computer game(s):

Tetris

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Ad-aware - Free scanner for Scum-ware/Spy-ware.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

For me it's been worth the price just to watch Ad-Ware root out the rascals and then let me give them the Good Boot Spyware Salute.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

A tradition of red-gloss table wares current in Western Europe from the first century BC until the third century AD.
AD), marked by African Red Slip and Late Roman 'C' wares, though some traces of earlier occupation were also noted.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Yes, S3D is completely free, always has been, and always will be, with no ad ware, spy ware, vaporware, or bloat ware.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The other "big" chain is Honey Dew which used to have annoying ads with an annoying guy pimping their wares.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The free utility "Ad-Aware" can detect and remove "spy-ware," but cannot remove your address from any lists it's already on.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This software DOES NOT install spy-ware or ad-ware software.
Pop Up Ads Ad-Aware - Good program to rid your PC from spy-ware, ad-ware programs you don't even know you have.
Nor is this a place for vendors to place ads and sell their wares.

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