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Topic: Systems Adds

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs,  Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today,  PC World
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Quake
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Building websites,  Downloading MP3's
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Assigning user rights is as simple as it has always been on any system and adds an extra layer of protection by only allowing authorised users to run the already authorised programs.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Sybtcl is a Tcl extension that adds an interface to the Sybase relational database system.
Oratcl is a Tcl extension that adds an interface to the Oracle relational database system.
The new system adds the ability of opening and updating court records to the existing ASP/SQL Server intranet application.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The control system in Road to Wrestlemania borrows heavily from past THQ wrestling games and adds a touch of the timing element from Fire Pro Wrestling.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The system adds an extra layer of security to the native logon mechanism of Windows NT and 2000, and offers easy integration to applications to be protected.
The systems add confirmation and notification features and capabilities to existing communication systems to enable users and administrators alike to manage and monitor email.
ThermoComm adds data logging and graphical display capabilities for monitoring system status and capturing test results.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

All systems are easily upgradeable to add additional users as well as a full line of storage expansion possibilities.
This is an integrated elearning system dedicated to ensuring that elearning not just adds value but is cost effective.
Karmak adds truck dealerships to its customer base with the installation of a business system at a Navistar International truck dealership.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Montreat College adds Biology and Computer Information Systems to the list of available majors and a new revised Environmental Studies major!
 
 
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