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Topic: Jane's Addiction

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jackson, Eva Peron

Personality:

Easily addicted

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

Friends

Favorite food(s):

Mexican, Anything with tomato sauce, Curries

Likes to wear:

Punk rock

Favorite movie(s):

Minority Report, This Is Spinal Tap, Psycho

Listens to:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, Limp Bizkit

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Jane's Addiction are in Venice Beach, at Perry's management offices, about to plan their reunion tour.
Jane's Addiction supported them on tour.
We are not affiliated with Jane's Addiction or any box office.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Jane's Addiction meets Sunny Day RE?
Jane's Addiction parted ways for several reasons.
Jane's Addiction really looked up to him.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Jane's Addiction meets Pink Floyd meets any number of acid-rock influenced metal bands, Anyone rips through what they consider to be original rock.
Jane's Addiction created a totally original hybrid sound, incorporating rock, punk, metal, funk and jazz.
After obtaining Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro the Chili Peppers released their darkest record to date On Hot Minute.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I heard Jane's Addiction was a pretty crazy band and that Navarro took a lot of drugs.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

After Jane's Addiction broke up just over three years ago, my manager got a call from Guns N' Roses.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Thus, Jane's Addiction as the world has come to know was born in early 1986.

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