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Topic: Hotmail email address

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pokemon cards, Linux box

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Politics:

Apathetic

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee

Favorite sport(s):

Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite computer game(s):

Ultima Series

Listens to:

Robbie Williams

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I use uclink for important email and hotmail for personal email Uclink is more formal You should set up basic filtering for uclink accounts Change the email address from uclink to name@Cal Any last parting thoughts?

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Hotmail, Yahoo email and AOL strictly enforce banning of mass-distributed, unsolicited email - all they need to do is follow the IP address to the server distributing the spamming and block any further emails from that server.
WebMail is also great because unlike yahoo and hotmail (it works the same way as these free services) your email address does not get given away to spammers and there is no advertising on the WebMail site.
Open an free email account with Netscape, Yahoo, or another free email provider, and send everyone who knows your Hotmail address telling them to use your new address instead.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Here are the new stipulations, one I lost the email address for this RPG but ill bring it back up, using the same name Zachsm17@hotmail.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

org email address, you get 6 megabytes of free storage space which is more than Hotmail and Yahoo!
My name is Cam Bowie and my email address is cambowie@hotmail.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Steve 2004-11-22 12:53:14	How do you change an e-mail address from slipwaymarine@hotmail.com to steve@slipwaymarine.com?
From: Brynja 2004-12-04 15:27:18
From: jfvftgdtr55y 2005-04-23 07:36:52	please could u help me delete my hotmail address
From: \"Relaxwithme\" 2005-06-17 14:15:04	What is the best site on the net for legal and Mutual Masturbation?
From: niceman 2005-07-12 08:47:29	i want to open my email and i forgot my secret answer and password
From: glenn 2005-07-29 14:59:50	how would i know the name of someones email address?
From: sExii x3 cEE tEE 2005-08-04 21:12:50	HELP FINDING THIS SCREEN NAME THE USER OF IT
From: Rizwan Waheed Butt 2005-09-07 18:03:05	Hi Sir, This is my Second mail to you sir my my hotmail id is hacked so want these ids again so plese sir help me these are my ids loveismylife81@hotmail.com loveismylife82@hotmail.com sir plese mail me my passwords ok on this address Rizwanbutt_pk@hotmail.com Thanks Bye

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