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Topic: Barrie Advance

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite composer(s):

Beethoven, Gustav Mahler, Rachmaninoff

Politics:

Feminist

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times, Washington Post

Likes to wear:

Chicken suit

Favorite movie(s):

The Full Monty, Saturday Night Fever

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite destination(s):

Singapore

Listens to:

Prince, Disco

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite TV show(s):

Here's Lucy, That 70's Show, MASH

Favorite quote(s):

"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The Barrie Advance Newspaper founded in 1987.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

" THE BARRIE ADVANCE "The Pilsen Radio Symphony was led in a spirited and nobly rounded performance by the conductor Nurhan Arman from Canada.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The site has been profiled several times on Rogers Television, The New VR, Barrie Examiner, Barrie Advance, Huronia Business Times, Simcoe County Business, Chamber of Commerce Newsletter, Places and Faces by Donna Douglas, etc.
Barrie area City Of Barrie - Source of Community Information / Local Web Sites Barrie Advance/SIMCOE.
The division also publishes the Alliston Herald/Courier, Barrie Advance, Collingwood/Wasaga Beach Connection, Midland Mirror Orillia Today and Huronia Business Times group of newspapers.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The Simcoe County Division of Metroland began with the founding of The Barrie Advance in 1987.

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