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Topic: Advanced Technology

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit

Most admires:

King Gillette, Henry Ford

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Personality:

Analytical

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

CEO

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers, Physics, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Object technologies allow us to develop advanced technology solutions that address both of these important requirements.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Software Advanced Technologies Institute is approved by California Bureau for Private Postsecondary Vocational Education.
Using advanced AI technologies to help the transportation industry optimize performance and meet safety regulations.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Mason Hu is interconnect technologies manager in the manufacturing technology group responsible for advanced interconnect technologies and reliability at Cisco Systems Inc.
Paradigm Advanced Technologies, is a leading provider of GPS-based location, navigation and asset tracking products and technology solutions.
MCI is also expected to participate in the development and use of advanced Internet routing technologies as well as enhance the speed at which the network operates.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Advanced printing technologies allow Blister Cards to be printed with high-quality graphics on a multitude of materials for use in a variety of applications.
Advanced Technologies - Implemented and maintained Windows servers in domain, providing a playground area for development consultants to test and train.
Advanced agent technologies allow all networked computers to be viewed and managed after a single installation.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Clearly advanced computing technologies will be essential to effectively manage and understand the massive amount of data arising in genomics, proteomics and related research.
Advanced grating spectrometer technologies will also be studied for measuring atmospheric temperature and moisture from geosynchronous orbit.
The advanced information technologies resulting from this research will be put to wide use by the brain and behavioral science community.

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