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Topic: Advice

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  Free advice    Legal Advice  
  Business Advice    Advice Make  
  MEDICAL ADVICE    Health Advice  
  Financial Advice    Doctor's advice  
  Investment Advice    Career Advice  
  Relationship Advice    Love Advice  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Lawyer
Education:Post-graduate
Interest(s):Law,  Real estate,  Business
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Please advice us of these measurements when ordering your size so that we may provide you with the correct fit.
John Fielding,
CEO

Their legal advice and strategic counsel on structuring my company's software development and licensing agreement added new insights that I might have otherwise overlooked.
This is a testimony to our continuing strategy of employing high quality lawyers to enable us to provide first class legal advice to our substantial client base!
Its such advice is given by an experienced team of lawyers and consultants who have extensive knowledge of the business environment and the legal system of Vietnam.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are authorised to deal with many forms of financial services and specialise in giving advice to clients on a wide range of subjects to assist with personal and corporate financial planning.
Advice was sought from the Security Service legal advisers on how to proceed and it was considered that an emergency modification of the existing warrant to delete the incorrect number represented the appropriate way forward.
This Committee was established in 1978 to provide expert advice to JCAHO regarding standards and survey procedures relating to the physical environment of patient care.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Our advice page has been introduced to offer help and guidance to architects and specifiers where other materials and finishes form part of the specification covering our own products.
Provides expert advice on the selection and use of products best suited to customer requirements.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The legal advice is that there is no reason why full rights of membership should not be extended to members living or working in the Isle of Man, Channel Islands and Irish Republic.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Your advice is very good but I thought you should suggest that people leave the coloring to the experts.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Provide expert advice on conditional access systems used in digital cable television networks.
 
 
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