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Topic: Doctor's advice

Related:
  Doctors    Advice  
  Medical Doctor    Free advice  
  Legal Advice    Family Doctor  
  Doctors Hospital    Business Advice  
  Advice Make    MEDICAL ADVICE  
  Doctor's Office    Doctor Information  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Eyes,  Lungs
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous,  Suicidal,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Viagra,  Taking Valium
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

My vision is to provide opportunities for volunteer doctors to obtain specialist advice in the management of both expatriate and national patients.
We are not doctors, and only a health professional is qualified to give medical advice and insured against malpractice.
Medical and technical advice for the Foundation is provided by a selected group of Doctors of Ophthalmology whose assistance is freely given without compensation.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The Natural Doctor's advice was to increase my water consumption and decrease my caffeine intake as well.
Doctors used to give patients nutritional advice, now medical recovery includes work with psychologists as well as dieticians.
He followed his doctors advice to control these health problems by eating right and taking medication.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Advice from doctors, structured interventions from nurses and individual/group counseling are effective interventions.
You must consider your doctors advice very carefully as most natural therapists are not medically qualified and can only offer suitable aids to traditional medical treatment.
Not only are doctors and patients at risk, but those who sell supplements or any product or device or give nutritional advice likely to threaten special interests are in line for prosecution.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Listen to expert advice on how a woman should work with her doctors to make sure her asthma hurts neither herself nor her unborn child.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The government is considering changing advice that doctors should not normally inform patients exposed to a theoretical risk of contamination because there is no test, no cure and no treatment.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

It is time for the federal government to help resolve this problem rather than threaten doctors with sanctions for providing medical advice to their patients and denying seriously ill patients access to a much needed medicine.
 
 
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