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From: lisa dotty 2005-04-06 20:54:32	the police arrested my sisters boyfriend for warrents he serendered and gave the officers no fight and completely cooperated my sister was at the grocery store and the boyfriend and I were at home with the 3 young children the cops pounded on the door the boyfrind went out and I was behind him boyfriend cooperated and surrendered immediately the officer then told me to go away and I told him i was'nt doing anything wrong and at this time i was in the house standing in the laundry room that leads outside the boyfriend was already down and not fighting the officer pulled out a taser gun and threatened the boyfriend that was down and me for not going awayalso telling me I better get the other 3 young children away then he started telling me to step out side and I told him no i dont have warrents never have nor been in any trouble and i was not doing any thing wrong at that time I TOLD HIM
From: lisa dotty 2005-04-06 21:03:41	the police arrested my sisters boyfriend for warrents he serendered and gave the officers no fight and completely cooperated my sister was at the grocery store and the boyfriend and I were at home with the 3 young children the cops pounded on the door the boyfrind went out and I was behind him boyfriend cooperated and surrendered immediately the officer then told me to go away and I told him i was'nt doing anything wrong and at this time i was in the house standing in the laundry room that leads outside the boyfriend was already down and not fighting the officer pulled out a taser gun and threatened the boyfriend that was down and me for not going awayalso telling me I better get the other 3 young children away then he started telling me to step out side and I told him no i dont have warrents never have nor been in any trouble and i was not doing any thing wrong at that time I TOLD HIM i WAS Going to go call the police department for him scaring me and violating me he then followed me inside toward the phone and stated he would file charged on me for faulse report i told him to get out i did not invite him in he finally got out after a few times of me telling him two mean while i have 3 children 9 and under running around in a panic during this time I am pregnant as well a few minutes my niece was so upset and said thanks alot this is my church night the cop stated tuff little girl i fell very violated and i spoke to the sherif department they were very nice untill they spoke to the officer then stated it was my fault and i dont see how that is possible or how that was anywhere legal or standard i am afraid for the fact i was not doing any thing iligal and he absolutely terrified the children perminately as the 9 year old as my whitness.
From: john 2005-05-24 21:44:57	can I leave the state with my 5 year old daughter to visit her parental grandma without written permission?
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