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Topic: Free medical advice

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite animal(s):Cat
Interest(s):Law,  Sex education
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Taking weight loss pills
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Adult Medical Advice - free and confidential ask me about anything related to health, especially men's issues.
John Fielding,
CEO

Medibroker is a fully independent international medical, health and travel insurance broker offering a free quote service with advice, globally across the Internet.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The words "free" and "legal advice" are not often found within the same sentence, but we can now offer you 5 separate free legal advice and information services through FreeLawyer; our own panel of specialist personal injury and medical negligence solicitors; and through our own knowledge of the law and the Web.
If you need medical advice, or are in any doubt as to whether we can provide a given service, feel free to telephone, our Veterinary Nurses are always available to discuss your needs.
Developed with the aim of providing free and easy to understand medical information and advice, Medinfo is a UK-based site reporting on a variety of medical conditions.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Written by a GP, MedInfo aims to provide free and easy to understand medical information and advice, such as you might get from your own doctor, on a number of common and not so common conditions.
Migraine Free is not providing medical advice or counsel.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Free medical advice is available from qualified professionals by phone 24 hours a day.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Medinfo is currently being developed with the aim of providing free and easy to understand medical information and advice, such as you might get from your own doctor, on a number of common and not so common conditions.
Medinfo is being developed with the aim of providing free and easy to understand medical information and advice, such as you might get from your own doctor, on a number of common and not so common conditions.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Our own sister site offering free legal advice and assessment, from a panel of specialist Personal Injury and Clinical Negligence solicitors, for any potential claim for injuries, caused either in accidents or as a result of medical negligence.
Callers who were unsure of the seriousness of an illness or injury could get free medical advice from a registered nurse.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Diana
2004-11-15 15:44:23
Im looking for free mental health care in Austen Tex
From:
JOHN IN OK,
2004-12-30 15:24:38
MEDICAL Q: SYMPTOM PLAQIE SUBSTANCE ON TOUNGE WITH ORDOR AN FUNNY TASTE IN MOUTH NECK IS SORE RIGHT SIDE NOT COUGHING AT ALL BECAUSE OF IT AN TONSILS ARE INFLAMED WHAT IS TH CAUSE
From:
TONY
2005-08-07 15:59:01
MY LEFT HAND WENT NUMB ON ME WITH NO INJURY I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT CAUSED IT THANK YOU
From:
Debasish Chakrabarty
2005-09-11 16:05:42
Sankar Lal Chakrabarty,(about 70 years) is a known case of Diabetes, Hypertension & Dyslipidaemia. Mr. Chakrabarty has been suffering from Action tremor for last few years and he suddenly developed some intellectual and memory problems at the end of 2002.The above are unlikely to be due to the ventricular dilatation seen in the MRI of 2004.The findings from the MRI done on 12.07.05 are As follows: On T2W and FLAIR images hyperintense foci are noted in both centrum semiovale and both corona radiata. CSF signal intensity fociwith surrounding hyperintensity are noted on FLAIR images in left corona radiata and genu of the left internal capsule, suggesting old cavitated infarcts. Periventricular and suraventricular hyperintensities are noted on T2W and FLAIR images. Mild cerebral cortical atrophy is noted as evidenced by slightly enlarged cortical sulci and increased CSF spaces over both cerebral hemispheres. Both lateral and 3rd ventricles are grossly dilated. Midline structures are not shifted. The rest of the image findings are unremarkable. Retention cyst is noted in the left maxilary sinus, suggesting sinusitis. Focal T1 intermediate and T2 hyperintensity area is noted in the left mastoid region, suggesting mastoiditis. Impression: Lacunar infarcts of different ages in the above mentioned locations with mild cerebral atrophy having central predominance. Chronic ischemic charges in the periventricular white matter. He was evaluated at the Appolo Hospital , Dhaka, Bangladesh HTN, DM-on Immulis, Multi-intarct and degenerative dementia, tremor predominant parkinson and OCE.DYSPEPSLA. He was prescribed drugs like Perkinil, Donepezil Hydrochioride, Vitamins. Hypen-sr. Before taking this medicine he had only hand tremor and intellectual problem to a certain extent (difficulty in mental arithmetic, problem in identifying directions etc.). But his condition started deteriorating after this treatment during the last two months. He has now difficulties identifying persons, places, speech problem , difficulty in walking , difficulty in bathing, difficulty in swallow, always chewing, difficulty in taking food, urine problem at the night in the bed , balance problem etc. He is now on drugs like Lucetam (piracetam) 2400 mg a day, duxil (almitrine + raubasine) , Diltiazem HCI USP 90 mg, indapamide 15mg, Trihexyphenidyl Hydrochloride 2 mg, Larcanidipine Hydrochloride 10mg, Multi vitamin-multi mineral, Enalapril maleate USP 20 mg, Inj. Actrapid, insulatard. His diabetics and hypertension are under control. Exelon stopped few days back. His condition is deteriorating day by day.Renal failure. moderate body Temparature We seek medical advice.
From:
sebastian tuck
2006-11-08 14:22:51
the joints in my right thumb keep "locking up" on me! Could this be arthritis or carpal tunnel? And what is the least expensive way to get relief?
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