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Topic: Legal Advice

Related:
  Legal    Advice  
  Free Legal Advice    Legal Services  
  Legal Information    Legal News  
  Legal Issues    Legal Rights  
  Free advice    Legal Case  
  Legal Documents    Legal Help  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy
Appearance:Intimidating
People talk about their ..:Confronting nature
Intelligence:Incompetent
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Banker,  Tax Collector
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting a divorce,  Finding a job
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

For legal advice on issues related to nonprofit organizations, please consult an attorney or a certified public accountant who can address your unique circumstances and consider applicable federal, state and local laws.
Anyone needing legal advice on this, or any other subject should seek the assistance of a qualified attorney to make sure that they are receiving current information regarding compliance with applicable statutes and regulations.
This statement is not intended to constitute legal advice, and donors should consult with counsel to ensure compliance with all applicable tax or other laws.
John Fielding,
CEO

It is advisable that the directors receive advice of legal counsel or accountants for the Corporation prior to issuing shares or declaring dividends to ensure that all statutory requirements are satisfied.
COM is legal advice or counsel and agrees never to claim that any attorney client relationship is/has/or will be created by Subscriber's use of JWPENLAND.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Legal advice often involves unpleasant facts and alternatives that a client may be disinclined to confront.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

They are not advocates nor can they give you legal advice on your case and it is illegal for a bondsman to refer you to an attorney.
This website is not legal advice and should not be construed as such.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If legal advice is required, please contact an attorney.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

It is not intended to be used as a substitute for specific legal advice or opinions and the transmission of this information is not intended to create an attorney-client relationship between sender and receiver.
These pages are not intended to provide legal advice and do not constitute an attorney-client relationship with the viewer or reader.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Legal advice of any nature should be sought from an attorney on a one-to-one basis.
 
 
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