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Topic: MEDICAL ADVICE

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Sad,  Depressive,  Suicidal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Bus Driver
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Hair,  Heart,  Skin
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Taking weight loss pills,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Favorite quote(s):"A watched pot never boils"
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

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It is not intended to provide specific medical advice or other professional services or serve as a substitute for competent professional medical attention, but rather to serve as an information resource for topics related to health and disease.
Medical Disclaimer: The information and procedures contained herein is not presented as medical advice nor should it be used as a substitute for consultation with a qualified health care practitioner.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Consumers are cautioned that this site is not intended to provide medical advice about any specific medical condition they may have or treatment they may need and they are encouraged to call or see their physician or other health care provider promptly with any health related questions they may have.
This information is not intended to be a substitute for individual medical advice in diagnosing or treating a health problem.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It is not intended as medical or mental health advice, and should not be relied upon as a substitute for consultations with qualified health professionals who are familiar with your individual medical and mental health needs.
It is not intended to provide psychological or medical advice, and should not be relied upon as a substitute for consultations with qualified health professionals who are familiar with your individual psychological or medical needs.
SleepQuest does not dispense individual medical advice and completing this questionnaire is not a substitute for a physical examination by a physician.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Medical Disclaimer All information contained in the Providence Hospital website is intended for your general knowledge only and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment for specific medical conditions.
MEDICAL DISCLAIMER: All information is intended for your general knowledge only and is not a substitute for medical advice or treatment for specific medical conditions.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Any medical information on this website is not intended as a substitute for informed medical advice and we cannot answer any unsolicited e-mails relating to personal healthcare issues.
This information is not meant to be a substitute for the advice provided by your own physician or other medical professionals, or any information contained on or in any product packaging or labels.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
tammy
2004-11-06 05:16:53
I just was wondering if you had a histerrectamy 12 years age why all the sudden one day would you start to bleed ? It is very strange there are no symtoms just vaginal bleeding on and off.
From:
JOHN
2004-11-15 15:53:04
I HAVE A 17 MONTH OLD BOXER. HER ONE EYE IS CONSTANTLY RED. SHE ALSO SEEMS TO HAVE A LARGE AMOUNT OF EYE MUCCUS. ANY SUGGESTIONS.
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