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Topic: Advise

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Personality:Happy
Currently has on their coffee table:FHM magazine
Dream job(s):Banker,  Lawyer,  CEO
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Law,  Business,  Computers
Favorite movie(s):Dr Strangelove
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

She advises men and women on healthy skin treatment regarding all skin types.
John Fielding,
CEO

He advises corporate clients on litigation prevention measures and litigation strategy.
David advises and counsels his clients with regard to Internet business issues and intellectual property issues raised by the Internet.
She advises financial institutions on raising capital and conversion to Subchapter S tax status.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

LCN advises all of our customers to use FTP software as it allows for greater control over your web files and allows you to see what files you have sitting on the server.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He also advises managed care organizations regarding federal and state regulatory compliance and contracting matters.
He advises and counsels clients on the need for financial and tax advice and assists clients with obtaining outside specialized help in areas where needed.
This guidance advises government departments and agencies on the appropriate copyright and publishing notices which must be featured in official publications.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

He advises that an exercise regimen involving various movements and drills that are specific to skiing and snowboarding is the best way to get in shape.
She advises readers to take full responsibility for their own care and for the care of loved ones at a time when it is more profitable for HMOs to allow chronically ill patients to die rather than to care for them properly.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

He advises to smoke menthol cigarettes while on Ecstasy because it feels amazing but be careful it is easy to smoke too much.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Party411 generally advises that a hostess gift be brought any time that a host or hostess either is providing a meal or is hosting any event that is more than a couple of hours long.
 
 
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