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Topic: Medical advise

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  Medical    Advise  
  Medical Center    Medical Information  
  Medical News    Medical Research  
  Medical Treatment    Medical Conditions  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Interest(s):Travelling
Currently has on their coffee table:FHM magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Lawyer,  Social worker
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking Viagra
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

In particular it advises that women who are pregnant,taking the Pill r hormone replacement therapy, or who have recently given birth should seek medical advice before flying to reduce the rate of DVT.
OPTIMAL EATING advises all people to seek regular medical visits with their physicians and other health care practitioners.
OPTIMAL EATING advises all people to seek regular medical visits with their physicians and licensed health care practitioners.
John Fielding,
CEO

One expert who advises closing Barton Springs Pool is Marvin Legator, longtime director of an environmental toxicology program at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston and a former chief of genetic toxicology at the U.
John is chairperson of the Medical Advisory Committee, of the British Spas Federation and in that role, he advises the Bath Spa Project.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The medical officer of health advises the board on policy; is responsible for implementation of board policy and decisions; and ensures the proper management of all aspects of health unit operations.
The Professional Liaison subcommittee advises the Team Health chief medical officer on public relations pertinent to provider issues.
The NPF and the AAD recently testified before a committee of the American Medical Association that advises the federal government on Medicare reimbursement issues.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The Foundation strongly advises that should the layman guest access this information, they should discuss the contents with their medical doctor.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Program director Suzanne Kaiser advises bringing medical records from home, so that your blood tests can be compared and medications checked; diagnostic tests are optional.
The Medical Officer of Health advises that getting a flu shot is your best chance to fight the flu bug.
Johnson sincerely advises all clients to be completely honest, about their pet's medical history, with any veterinarian rendering a second opinion.
 
 
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2005-02-26 19:15:34
Is it probable that a 7 year old child can have stomach aches and pains resulting from a recent cold?
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