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Topic: New Haven Advocate

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Bikini,  Lingerie
Bad point(s):Criminal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Prison Guard
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Interest(s):Law,  Politics
Likes to wear:Panties,  Sports bra,  Thong
Listens to:Everclear,  Matchbox Twenty,  The Who "The Who"
Membership(s):Amnesty International,  Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

June 2001 - On the cover of the local paper the New Haven Advocate, and the Westchester Weekly (NY) August 2001 - Flew to Berlin to play a big outdoor festival.
Tom Moriarty, hired as the Independent Monitor by the Office of the Child Advocate, has been on site at the New Haven Detention Center since June 21, 1999.
(Published 01/02/03 in the New Haven Advocate) News Briefs -- The meaning of victory in the Hill housing case; foxwoods.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

On June 7, 1999, the Judicial Branch requested and received agreement from the Office of the Child Advocate to serve as a monitor at the New Haven Detention Center site.
On June 7, 1999, Judicial requests and receives agreement from the Office of The Child Advocate to serve as monitor at the New Haven Detention Center site.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Anne Heaton , the New Haven Advocate’s Best Singer-Songwriter of 2000, is known for her intimate, passionate and intense performances.
Has been voted the best rhythm and blues band in the New Haven Advocate in previous years.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

(Published 12/12/02 in the New Haven Advocate) News Briefs -- Coliseum go boom; what to be scared of; quote of the week.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

In the Virginia case, a three-judge panel unanimously dismissed a Virginia prison warden’s suit against The Hartford Courant and The New Haven Advocate.
Mark Harris,
Priest

New Haven Advocate: Where Was God at Enron?
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

New Haven based organization helps citizens advocate for children and youth in Connecticut.
Illface has won the New Haven Advocate Readers Poll for 2000.
 
 
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