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Topic: Affairs

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  Foreign Affairs    International Affairs  
  Family Affair    Current Affairs  
  Indian Affairs    Having an Affair  
  Health Affairs    Veterans Affairs  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Politics:Democrat,  Republican,  Eurocrat
Dream job(s):President of the United States,  Banker,  Tax Collector
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Interest(s):Law,  Politics
Favorite destination(s):United States of America,  Canada,  Australia
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Bankruptcy
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Lunches are usually sandwich affairs with salads or soups.
Affairs of the Vine will share the etiquette and tips for tasting wine and your group will have a great time in the process.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

It is a sad state of affairs when a school or governmental body must stop saying the Pledge of Allegiance in classrooms or the boardrooms because it might offend one or two people but yet the majority would welcome the ability to show their patriotism to their country.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

These databases are for use by Public Affairs and other specified groups and are only accessible from inside HSC by logging in using your Novell user name and password.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Many affairs which are conducted in the interest of the community require a certain mechanism through which some members of the community must passively conduct themselves with an artificial unanimity, so that the government may direct them to public ends, or at least prevent them from destroying those ends.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Chief Governmental Affairs and Strategic Planning Officer John McClure discussed the disposition of Yucca Mountain in Congress and presented a video produced by Nuclear Energy Institute outlining the safe transportation of used nuclear fuel.
Regulatory Affairs is responsible for monitoring and interpreting new and revised practices, regulations, specifications, and procedures.
The Government Affairs Committee shall study and develop recommendations on legislation and policy of state and national governments related to dentistry.
John Fielding,
CEO

The affairs of this corporation shall be conducted by a board of directors, all of whom shall be contractor members or members of the associate division of this corporation.
The affairs and property of the Club shall be managed by a Board of Directors consisting of 13 Regular Members of the Club elected in the manner set forth below.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Foreign affairs media spokeswoman Adri Cronje confirmed the govnerment was investigating claims of arms supply to Tamil Tigers from sympathisers in this country.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Kevin Mathews is active in alumni affairs at the University of Louisville and has been profiled in the Kentucky Trial Review each of the last three years as one of the ten most prolific trial lawyers in the Commonwealth of Kentucky.
 
 
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