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Topic: Consumer Affairs

Related:
  Consumer    Affairs  
  Department of Consumer Affairs    Consumer Product  
  Consumer Information    Foreign Affairs  
  Consumer Electronics    International Affairs  
  California Department of Consumer Affairs    Consumer Law  
  Consumer Credit    Current Affairs  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist,  Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Banker,  Lawyer,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Law,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Worst habit(s):Gambling
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation,  Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Below is an article published by The Boston Globe after the MA Office of Consumer Affairs found that every real estate firm visited by their representatives failed to provide buyers and sellers with a proper agency disclosure showing that buyers and seller have the right and ability to hire an agent who will represent them in the real estate transaction.
How Consumer Affairs Departments Can Add Net Profit to the Bottom Line by Creating Value for Customers and Employees The after-shocks of September 11th have made an unprecedented and unthinkable impact on sales and growth in nearly every industry in the US and in some cases, abroad.
Consumer Affairs also administers the Guaranty Fund which compensates eligible consumers up to $10,000 for unpaid judgments against registered contractors.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Sunset Plan is a licensed funeral director regulated by the State Department of Consumer Affairs Funeral Division and is subject to the Federal trade Commission rules and regulations governing funeral practices in the United States.
The Office of Consumer Affairs and Business Regulation manages an Arbitration Program to help consumers resolve disputes against home improvement contractors.
The Director of Consumer Affairs should be empowered to address high interest rates charged by insurance companies on motor insurance premia and liability insurance premia for small business which are paid on an instalment basis.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

International consumer affairs applications that automate customer care processing for consumer products.
When consumer affairs departments align processes, systems and responses with the needs of customers, they create value for customers.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

While consumer affairs departments aren’t selling products or services, they are selling and making money for the company– they are selling the company back to customers who are dissatisfied or on the brink of defection.
Although the Consumer Affairs Committee of the Home Builders Association is available for conciliation, the Home Builders Association is not a party to the Limited Warranty and has no responsibility in connection with its application to a contract with a home builder.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

NEWARK - Consumer Affairs is forwarding to the Office of the Attorney General for criminal review information it has relating to John Forrest, the Colts Neck man who was recently arrested by Old Bridge Police on charges of fraudulent credit card use and theft by deception, Consumer Affairs Director Reni Erdos said.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Broward County Consumer Affairs Division assists people who feel they have been victimized by unfair or deceptive trade practices.
 
 
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