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Topic: Affiliate programs on the Internet

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, Game Spot

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company, Cat Fancy magazine, Sports Illustrated magazine

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Spamming

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Finding a job

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money, Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Affiliate programs are contributing to one of the fastest growing segments of internet trade and commerce.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Internet affiliate programs make money for many webmasters and provide a great residual income opportunity on-line.
Affiliate Programs are the future of the Internet as they offer webmasters the chance to advertise their services to a large target audience in a cost-effective manner.
Many other affiliate directories and programs to be found on the Internet using the search engines.

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