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Topic: AIDS in South Africa

Related:
  South    AIDS  
  Africa    New Zealand South Africa  
  Cape Town South Africa    University of South Africa  
  Johannesburg South Africa    Durban South Africa  
  Information on South Africa    Safaris South Africa  
  Apartheid South Africa    Government of South Africa  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Most admires:Nelson Mandela
Politics:Gay activism
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Social worker
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite royal(s):King Shaka Zulu
Favorite destination(s):Africa
Favorite sportsperson(s):Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Making the world a better place
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Taking Viagra
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

It is estimated that in the next ten years the number of AIDS deaths in South Africa will rise to between five and seven million.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These finding aids are published by the National Archives of South Africa, as well as many of the inventories to specific archival groups.
South Africa and Thailand, both areas hard hit by the AIDS virus, have used this clause to begin to manufacture AIDS-related drugs.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

AIDS and South Africa - A Contrary Conference in Pretoria - Sides with the minority view that the African AIDS epidemic is fabricated to protect financial interests.
South Africa's AIDS - Describe long-term social, political and economic consequences of widespread AIDS in South Africa.
The AIDS Memorial Quilt has been taken up in South Africa as part of the national Beyond Awareness Campaign of the Department of Health.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

South Africa's most popular soap opera is being used to warn viewers of the dangers of AIDS.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

This is a message for South Africa because there are now some who are burning the houses down and AIDS is spreading throughout the country like a raging fire.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

South Africa has the highest percentage of new infections on the continent and one of the fastest-growing AIDS epidemics in the world.
In South Africa, where 1 in 8 people are infected with the AIDS virus, babies as young as 5 months old are being raped.
South Africa has the fastest growing HIV/AIDS epidemics in the world.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

AIDS is probably the toughest enemy South Africa will ever face.
 
 
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