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Topic: Age

Related:
  Dark Ages    Age Discrimination  
  Old Age    Ice Age  
  New Age    Golden Age  
  Bronze Age    Middle Ages  
  Age of the Earth    Stone Age  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Education:Elementary school,  Post-graduate,  None
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Family history of schizophrenia,  Mentally retarded,  Infected with HIV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Going back to school
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It is our hope that through these fundraisers we can spread the message that this disease effects all ages and it is important especially for young women to be aware of their bodies and proactive with their health.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Renaissance Humanism is the spirit of learning that developed at the end of the middle ages with the revival of classical letters and a renewed confidence in the ability of human beings to determine for themselves truth and falsehood.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

It is surrounded by examples of beautiful architecture from various ages with many buildings having been added to over the years; a baroque or Renaissance fa ade may hide a Gothic or Romanesque cellar below.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

There are various traditions of minor interest relating to the patriarchal ages and to the wanderings of the Israelites in the wilderness.
That is why this territory was profusely inhabited in the old ages and also why many ships coming from other Mediterranean areas visited the region coastline.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Children ages 3 and up will be captivated by how the island fell silent one cold and wintry day when the King and Queen were carried off by the Storms of Sadness, and how music is restored to the island through a magical spell made by the beautiful Music Fairy and the building of an enchanted Music Castle.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Numerical ages have been added to the Geologic Time Scale since the advent of radioactive age-dating techniques.
Mark Harris,
Priest

That in the ages to come He might show the exceeding riches of His grace in His kindness toward us in Christ Jesus.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

At ages 9 and 13 blacks improved while whites declined in levels of mathematics achievement and yet substantial differences are found between average mathematics achievement scores of white and black youth.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Composers through the ages have reserved their most glorious melodies for this timeless member of the double reed family.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Ages are taken as at 1st September for OWA, Rugby, Football and Hockey and 1st May for Cricket.
Swimmers ages are as at 20th April 2003 VENUE Ponds Forge International Sports Centre, Sheffield.
 
 
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