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Topic: Under age drinking

Related:
  Under    Lowering the Drinking Age  
  Age    Legal drinking age  
  Lowering of the legal drinking age to 18    Lower drinking ages  
  Drinking  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Intimidating
Personality:Easily addicted
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Social worker,  Police Officer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Working
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Beer,  Lemonade
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Taking Drugs,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Should a participant attempt to include persons under legal drinking age, their under-age guests will be required to remove themselves from the activity.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Under-age drinking, imaginary friends, fears and phobias.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Barrow is under the legal drinking age.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

There are several reasons why, but the most important is that KR has many players who are under the legal drinking age, and we have an obligation to protect them.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

SCV does not condone the use of alcohol by those under the legal drinking age and in no way condones or encourages intoxication.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Although drinking alcohol is illegal for anyone under 21 years of age, there are adults who view it as "innocent, every-kid-tries-it" behavior.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Giant Gila Monster Drinking Game Disclaimer: Those under the age of 21 should not be playing this game with alcoholic beverages.
Youngsters are causing criminal damage to the park rides and are also drinking alcohol for which they are under age.
The SickDawgs Home Page does not condone under age drinking, but what other's don't know, won't hurt you.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

As part of the deterrence to underage drinking a person under the age of 21 may not be in actual physical control of a motor vehicle with a blood alcohol level of 0.
Expulsion is immediate for shoplifting, drug abuse or drinking alcohol under the age of 18.
Yes, drinking alcohol is a privilege in America, granted at the age of majority by the state, and suspended by the corrections system under special circumstances.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Ryan
2004-12-16 09:46:58
I am 18 years old and I was at a party and got peerpressured into taking one shot every one ran accept for me a cop asked me have I been drinking I sad yes hetook my name and Igot a court date in the mail I am the only person who got in trouble I have been stressed over this very much how should I handle this.
From:

2005-02-28 12:48:12
From:

2005-03-25 10:39:08
can a parent give alcohol to his son
From:

2005-06-06 16:30:38
what are the advantages of a parent giving alchol to their under age teen
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