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Topic: Old Age

Related:
  Old House    Old Town  
  Age    Old  
  New Age    Old Testament  
  Old Friends    Old School  
  Old Man    Old people  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Suicidal
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Education:None
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite food(s):Olives
Interest(s):Sex education
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Starting life again as a baby,  Finding a job
Medical note(s):Family history of schizophrenia,  Mentally retarded,  Approaching psychosis
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The stories of old philosophers and the tomes of Demonology from ages past tell us much about Hell and the subsequent hierarchy of the Demons inhabiting the Infernal Kingdom.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Ages its malts in old sherry casks from the time the casks are filled with new spirit off the pot still to the time of bottling.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The old Saami nomadic society probably took shape in the latter part of the Middle Ages and had its heyday between the sixteenth and the eighteenth centuries.
That is why this territory was profusely inhabited in the old ages and also why many ships coming from other Mediterranean areas visited the region coastline.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

But the ages-old tradition of commending the bread to the protection of God to insure success in baking with a prayer silently recited and the sign of the cross made over the bread as the oven door is closed is still followed.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Youths ages 9 through 15 years old who have received their First Holy Communion are welcome to be altar servers or Knights of the Altar.
The old world shall suffer a most rigorous purification that it may become the Kingdom of Heaven where peace will reign through all ages to come.
At all ages read Bible stories to your children and stories about the lives of the saints until they are old enough to read and then share in the reading of these passages.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The technology is ages old: You pass the initial password through a one way hash function, and store the garbled password in your database.
Old hardware ages however, so to retain the means to run 2600 games I propose to write an emulator, so that this often overlooked part of computer history is not lost.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

We hired some old Honda motorcycles and drove for what seemed like ages along rutted potholed rural roads.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

My kids were ages 25 and 23 and had been on there own for some years where as Johan had a son 6 yrs old.
 
 
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