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Topic: National Security Agency

Related:
  Security    National  
  Agency    National Security Council  
  National Security Strategy    National Security Advisor  
  Homeland Security Agency    National Imagery and Mapping Agency  
  Contracts for the National Security Agency    National Security Study Memorandum 200  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Saddam Hussein,  Henry Kissinger,  Osama Bin Laden
Favorite possession(s):Wiretap kit
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite great thinker(s):Alan Turing
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post
Interest(s):UFOs,  Conspiracies
Favorite movie(s):Good Will Hunting
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Dream job(s):Spy,  Terrorist,  Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother,  America's Most Wanted
Favorite board game(s):Scrabble
Favorite quote(s):"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - Paul Erdos
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The story described plans by the National Security Agency (NSA) to replace the current Data Encryption Standard (DES) with a new system of its own design.
Type II algorithms are those algorithms that have been approved by the National Security Agency (NSA) for the protection of Sensitive But Unclassified (SBU) information.
If the National Security Agency (NSA) had wanted to make sure that strong encryption would reach the masses, it couldn't have done much better than to tell the cranky geniuses of the world not to do it.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

NC State University has been designated a Center of Academic Excellence in Information Assurance Education by the National Security Agency (NSA) for academic years 2002 - 2005.
DMS Information Security (INFOSEC) Services use the National Security Agency's (NSA) Multi-level Information Systems Security Initiative (MISSI) products to provide information security services.
In defense and national security, the National Security Agency (NSA) has traditionally been responsible for the security of classified information, including that processed by and stored within computers.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

NSA (US National Security Agency) confirms mind control is "for real", by confirming classification of a document about it.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Buddhist temples were used as national registration agencies and Buddhism lost much of its vitality amidst the material security which governmental control offered.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The US National Security Agency (NSA) has released a set of 17 guidelines and 5 templates to assist in securing Windows 2000 systems.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

It's located in Virginia and functions under the supervision of the National Security Agency (NSA), which is located within the heavily guarded Fort Meade Military Base in Maryland.
TEMPEST - (Transient Electromagnetic Pulse Emanations Standard) A National Security Agency (NSA) program which governs the development, test, and operation of electronics used in highly classified projects.
In 1966 the US National Security Agency (NSA) took it over and the interception of satellite communications began as early as 1974.
 
 
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