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Topic: United States Department of Agriculture

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Gardening

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Hot dogs, Rations

Favorite animal(s):

Butterfly, Chimpanzee, Bird

Interest(s):

The weather weather's, Real estate, Economics

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Dog World magazine, Cat Fancy magazine

Dream job(s):

Farmer, President of the United States

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party, Greenpeace

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Department of Agriculture that the United States had temporarily banned some Argentine beef imports.

John Fielding,
CEO

The United States Department of Agriculture has reported that profitability averaged nearly 14 cents per pound in 1998.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) agency provides technical staff and financial assistance programs to districts for natural resource conservation.
USDA (United States Department of Agriculture) - Monitors and inspects meat and poultry facilities for proper handling and packaging.
Loan guarantees are also available through the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) Business and Industry loan guaranty program.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The United States Department of Agriculture has been studying Neem since 1972 and Neem formulations have been approved by the EPA for insecticidal use.
The United States Department of Agriculture and Iowa State University have a page about isoflavone, the weak estrogen found in soy and other foods.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

This was proven by the United States Department of Agriculture in tests performed during a hog cholera epidemic in the deep south.

User Talk

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