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Topic: AI software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Personality:

Nostalgic, Analytical

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite body part(s):

Brain

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Dianetics" by L Ron Hubbard

Interest(s):

Computers, French

Favorite great thinker(s):

Alan Turing

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

AI is a sub-field of computer science that focuses on the development of intelligent software and hardware systems that emulate human reasoning techniques and capabilities.
All AIS software is PC windows based and mutually compatible, provides a common user interface, and features seamless application.
The data files are compatible with and are readily analysed by AIS imaging software as well as NIH Image.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

KnowledgeScape software integrates neural networks with other AI tools, providing an unprecedented level of independent learning capability.
The software provides a variety of predefined text and graphic reports of associated work and effort required for study planning which can be modified by an authorised user using the proprietary AIS LIMS report writer.
All data received by an embarked AIS are exploited by specialised application software, providing similar functions than those of technologies such as ARPA or ECDIS.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is a branch of computer science that aspires to develop software that simulates the functioning of human brain to solve various problems.
Today AIS is a research and teaching vehicle for Duncan Dwelle in the pursuit of software as science , not alchemy.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

AIS offers a full line of digital scanners, imaging and workflow software, integration services, and micrographics.

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