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Topic: AIDS

Related:
  First Aid    HIV AIDS  
  Financial Aid    Student Aid  
  Aid Information    Hearing Aid  
  Legal Aid    AIDS in Africa  
  First Aid and CPR    Federal Student Aid  
  Student Financial Aid    AIDS prevention  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Kofi Annan
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Politics:Gay activism
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite sportsperson(s):Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Making the world a better place
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Lifelong AIDS Alliance is making permanent cuts that should help the agency in the next budget cycle.
AIDS Case Definitions The AIDS case definition used for surveillance in the United States was updated by the CDC in 1992.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The program aids weight control as a part of a kilojoule controlled diets.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

HIV/AIDS is passed through the bloodstream via blood, semen and vaginal fluids from an infected people.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The AIDS epidemic first erupted in gays living in those cities in 1981.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Coenzyme Q10 aids in muscular energy metabolism throughout the body and helps strengthen the heart muscle.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It automatically aids the identification of new and relevant research initiatives as knowledge gaps are identified.
There are two AIDS theories that often appear in sci.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Did AIDS originate from diseased monkey organs used to incubate polio vaccines?
It is a known fact that Aids and Cancer are classic immune deficiency illnesses and widely experienced as never before in human history.
Aids in suppressing inflammation and can strengthen and stabilize the collagen that is already in place in the joints.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

AIDS activists must understand the Federal health bureaucracy in order to force it to respond to the treatment needs of people infected with HIV.
 
 
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