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Topic: California Legal Aid

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pack of cubans

Most admires:

Henry Ford, Monica Lewinksy

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Politics:

Gay activism

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Prison Guard, Banker

Favorite book(s):

"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger

Favorite great leader(s):

Primo de Rivera, Francisco Franco

Interest(s):

Photography, Law, Sex education

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball

Favorite destination(s):

California

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Membership(s):

Greenpeace, Electronic Frontier Foundation

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Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

In San Jose, California contact the Legal Aid Society of Santa Clara County's Fair Housing Project at (408) 283-1535, Ext.
In San Jose, California call the Legal Aid Society of Santa Clara County's Fair Housing Project at (408) 283-1535, Ext.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This project will be coordinated by the Legal Aid Society of Orange County in California and will involve the assemblage of technology experts from grantees around the country, to assist programs with management and/or technology issues associated with their grants.
Legal Advisor, AIDS Law for Mental Health Professionals: A Handbook for Judicious Practice (AIDS Health Project, University of California 1990 and Supps.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Sonoma County Legal Aid is located at 37 Old Courthouse Square, Suite 100, Santa Rosa, California 95404, telephone 707/542-1290.
California Bet Tzedek Central California Legal Services Legal Aid for Seniors Grey Law of Ventura County H.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Michele Elliott 2004-11-18 13:54:04	My on and off again boyfriend was arrested in my home. I was not home at the time. But my 16 yr. old daughter and my 11 yr. old daughter was. They gave my 16 yr.old a ticket (pc148(9)). I am trying to get a police report. Heres the question? They won't give it to me unless they black it out. Because their under age. I'm their mother.
From: kim smith 2005-04-05 17:25:44	In Nevada County I had Jury Trial,and that same day ,not only were no jury members,but when I woulnt sign a deal, my Public Defender claimed a conflict of interest
From: wolfgang veickert 2005-05-23 19:53:59	What is the statue of lemition on welfare fraud?

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