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Topic: Aide

Related:
  Teacher Aide    Nurse Aide  
  Home Health Aide    Hearing Aides  
  Certified Nurses Aide    Legal Aide  
  Financial Aide    Kitchen Aide  
  Rite Aide    Kitchen Aide Mixer  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Gore,  Hillary Clinton,  George W Bush
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Bus Driver
Favorite author(s):Honore de Balzac,  Alexandre Dumas
Favorite actor(s):Ronald Reagan
Favorite great leader(s):Dolfuss,  Reza Pahlavi
Interest(s):French
Favorite royal(s):Catherine Medicis
Favorite destination(s):Europe,  France,  Paris
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michel Platini
Favorite quote(s):"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Bush's aides are doing us so much harm by refusing to acknowledge that only an immediate end to the Israeli occupation will bring an immediate end to the Palestinian uprising.
John Fielding,
CEO

Volunteer tax aides are needed to assist older adults filing their 2002 individual income tax returns.
Democratic aides calculate the dividend proposal would only deliver 27.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Habilitation aides or teaching assistants who do not have professional credentials may provide some services as long as they are properly supervised and trained by a licensed professional or a certified Family Support Specialist.
Aides and assistants are not qualified to perform evaluations and should not be rendering treatment unless supervised.
Instructional aides are provided through special programs to assist teachers in the classroom.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Aides researched past affirmative action and civil rights cases and found that the White House typically weighed in.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Aides whose job requires them to support computers in the instructional program need to have basic computer skills.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

They were valued aides to the Regimental chaplain who supervise the welfare work of the Regiment in addition to his ministerial duties.
Chief's aides were invaluable for the interagency coordination function and command post operations because the fireline was several miles long.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Vilsak aides have hinted the Governor would summon lawmakers back for a special session if they did not spend as much money as Vilsak believes is necessary.
Helms aides began telling key Republicans of his plans late yesterday.
 
 
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